Friday, December 10, 2004

New Advice from an Old Friend

It has been a while since Clippit has said anything of merit when I open windows. Not that I have been avoiding opening Microsoft word, since I have indeed completed many papers recently {too many}, but Clippit has not told me anything worth remembering. Yesterday, my patience was rewarded, and the tip of the day said:

Never dive into murky waters.

Now I have yet another reason to NOT go swimming - other than fitting into a bathing suit, going through the unpleasantries of getting in and out of the water, and messing up my hair while doing so.

And so, always remember, if you can't see the bottom, don't dive into the water. Instead, Jump feet first.