If You Give a Teacher Tequila...

...He'll get in trouble. Mouses like cookies, and mooses like muffins, but my teacher doesn't like getting tequila for Christmas. It doesn't go over so well with the authorities in the Dean's office.

It would be a good joke though, giving this man tequila. Almost as good as getting him some cocaine. He jokes about the stuff all the time. Its a Columbian thing... Drugs and alcohol make the world go 'round. It doesn't make college go 'round, though. Its a straight line through the door there.